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A lady was suited after she had caused many car accidents

The Judge:  My dear, you got a diver’s license four months ago only, and here you are now with four victims because of your driving so far.

The Lady: So, sir, inform me now. Nobody so far has told me how many victims I have the right to hit with my car every month?

 

The Judge: You said he kissed you against your will?

The girl: Yes, your honor that is exactly what happened|.

The Judge: How come and you are very short and he is very tall?

The girl: I stood for him on the garden chair!

 

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