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Jokes on Thieves

The Policeman to the Thief during the inquiry

The policeman: Where do you live?

- The Thief: With my brother?

- The Policeman: and where does your brother live?

- The thief: with me!

- The policeman (angered): Then where do you and your brother live?

- The thief: We live together!

A thief to his colleague: Come count with me the outcome of our operation

The other thief: Why bother ourselves. We will find the exact total amount and the results in the newspapers.

Police Officer: How did you do to steal the watch while it was fixed in the inside pocket

The thief: Please sir, avoid insisting on getting an answer to this question. I am really not ready to give free

Lessons.

The detective: You are accused of forgery.

The thief: This is not true; I don’t even know how to write my name!

The detective: This is not important. You are accused of forging the name of others!

The detective: It has been verified from the investigation that you have stolen money and not jewelry. Why?

The thief: Please, not this question, you remind me of my bad luck!

The judge: From where have you stolen this mobile phone?

The thief: from Siemens

The judge: and where is he”

The thief: who?

The judge:  Mr. Mens!

Shill in Arabic means Take

The judge: Have you stolen the petrol jerry can?

The accused: No, of course! I have not.

The judge: But the policeman arrested you and you were carrying it.

The accused: It was written on the can “Shell” and I have not ignored the order, so I took it.

The Judge: Why have you stolen this jewelry?

The accused: I have not stolen it sir. I found it in the shop with a note in which it is written “A CHANCE: seize this occasion”, so I took the chance.

The Judge: How old are you?

The thief: ten years.

The judge: Jesus Christ. What? Ten years? My goodness, and you steel at that age”

The thief; No sir. I am doing it for my father. You know, he is sick these days, and he asked me to take care of his business.

The Judge to the thief: Have you ever been in jail before?

The thief (in tears): No sir, I have never been in jail in my life.

The judge: don’t cry, my dear, I will give you the chance to take a look at it from inside.

The policeman: What are you carrying in this suitcase?

The thief: I don’t know. I have not opened it yet.

 The judge: What have you done?

The thief: I stole just a rope

The judge  (Surprised) A rope. Just a rope?

The thief: Yes, your honor. At the end of it, it happened to be a cow

.. To be continued ..

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